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Hellur :3 I'm Ellie Fothergill from Darlington , well I just reblog random shit so hope you like my blog ooooo ! And add me on snapchat !! Fothergi :3

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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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sniffing:

glad i can always count on my parents to make me feel shittier when im already upset

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My gender is pizza because everyone wants a piece of me

(Source: autumnalowl, via eyeballfarts)

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

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lmaoalien:

how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4

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sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via fake-mermaid)

bachofficial:

seeing someone from school in public

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oportunitas:

When someone touches ur butt

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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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